barackinaroundthechristmastree:

i am pretty much 3% human and 97% stress

(Source: partybarackisinthehousetonight, via cumfort)

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cogging:

my friend told me how electricity is measured and i was like watt

(Source: baracks, via shouldnt)

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me: what do i do to find out about my future
me: *calls 911*
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unpresentable:

doughnuthunter:

unpresentable:

I’m good at math. U + I = 69

Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10

oh

(via relahvant)

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yourehidingfrommenow:

domdean:

cuntakinte:

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin

you will never know which of these two statements reign true for people who reblogs this and that bothers me

(via hotboyproblems)

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gnarly:

circumcising:

what did people even wear in 2008

apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur 

(via trust)

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